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Wrinkle Brain Plays
Plays for Execution on May 10, 2023. In the style of an Airline Pilot.

Tickers of Interest - TL;DR
Gamma Max Cross
- SHAK 06/16 65P for $2.50 or less
- RUM 06/16 9P for $0.40 or less
- GT 06/16 11P for $0.35 or less
- BB 06/16 5P for $0.30 or less
- EWJ 06/16 59P for $0.65 or less
Delta Neutral Cross
- FXI 06/16 28P for $0.65 or less
- BA 06/16 205C for $5.80 or less
- NVAX 06/16 7.5P for $0.50 or less
- LAC 06/16 20P for $0.80 or less
- DBX 06/16 21P for $0.45 or less
📢 Ladies and Gents, welcome aboard Crayon Air, where we’re always 💯 for take-off with profits! Buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through hilarious hedge-fund heaven.
Trading Thesis - Strap In & Know Why These Crayons Are Finger-Lickin’ Good 🖍️😋
Technical analysis is like checking for turbulence before flight, but we’re all about flavor_country: the crayon buffet! This study sets its sights on Delta and Gamma, cookin’ up juicy trades by simulating greeks at different altitude levels.🌈✈️
Some ticker tickers dance with our data duo, reacting in fascinating ways, and we turn those reactions into profit-probes. 🚁💸
The taste-entries are whipped up in our top-secret TradeTaxi™ lab with the perfect blend of momentum, duration, and IV growth, using a binomial option stove. 🧪🔬
In-flight Tips 📝 - to Inflate Your Trading Balloons 🎈
- If the entry’s flown by - watch out, there may be new winds. 🌬️
- Float half when you’ve doubled, let the other half soar 🛫
- Only bet 1% max on anything you take, like airplane peanuts. 🥜💰
- Remember, our airline runs on outdated info… like in-flight magazines! 📖🗺️✈️
FAQ: Before Hitting that Trading eCall Button 📞📈
- Are we bear-lazy on puts? 🐻 Nope! We’re just sniffing out overbaked companies to return to equilibrium.
- Are we binging all these crayon flavors? 🍭 No way, José! We prefer a la carte. Pick-and-choose, but remember: #gainpornorbust 🏆🌈
- A new play on same ticker? The new kid on the block is fresher💃 - don’t chase fallen crayons! 🏃♂️ 🕳️
- Crayons? Don’t panic 👨✈️, just click the links above. 🖱️
- Have we tested this crayon-in-mouth technique? ✅ Yes! We’ve got an oily 1.76 Sharpe Ratio & a slippery 63% success rate (±7%). 🛢️📈
- Historically? Realized Sharpe Ratio of 1.82 & a 66% win rate. 😎 Pack your bags for Profit Island! 🏖️💰 (Stats as of 2023-04-30)