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Wrinkle Brain Plays
Plays for Execution on April 17, 2023. In the style of Barney Stinson.

Tickers of Interest - TL;DR
Gamma Max Cross
- BAC 05/19 29P for $0.55 or less
- MO 05/19 45P for $0.85 or less
- TECK 05/19 45P for $1.95 or less
- APO 05/19 62.5P for $2.05 or less
- OIH 05/19 285P for $8.75 or less
Delta Neutral Cross
- F 05/19 12P for $0.40 or less
- C 05/19 49P for $1.05 or less
- WFC 05/19 37.5P for $0.55 or less
- NIO 05/19 10C for $0.40 or less
- PYPL 05/19 75P for $3.00 or less
Trading Thesis - Why These Crayons Taste Better 🖍️😋
Suit up, traders! Let’s talk about the legen - wait for it - dary strategy that’s gonna make you richer than a chocolate cake! 🎩💰🍰
Here’s the deal: we’re using fancy math (option open interest) to find the sweet spot where portfolio-level greeks (Delta and Gamma) work their magic. 💫🧙♂️
Sometimes, tickers go wild at delta neutral, gamma max, or even both! 🎢🚀 We’re using these price level parties from the past to drive our trading signals. 🎉
Our plays and target entry prices are calculated with a binomial option pricing model that’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. 🐾❄️ The best plays make money from the directional move and the increase in IV. 🌟
Notes - Wrinkling Your Brain 🧠🔮
If the price has moved past the entry price, hold your horses! 🐴⚠️ Something changed, so be careful. Sell half your position on a double and freeroll the rest. 🎲💸
I risk up to 1% of my capital on trades, but if I’m feeling less confident, I’ll go for 0.5% or even 0.25%. 💼💰
Keep in mind that these trades are based on info up to yesterday. New price movement might make our thesis so yesterday. 📆🔄
FAQ - Answering Your Burning Questions 🔥❓
- Are these plays mostly puts? Are you a gay bear? 🐻🌈 Nope! It’s just that these companies are overextended, like a rubber band ready to snap back. 📈🔙
- Am I entering all these plays? Nah! I’m just helping you apes find more gain porn. 🦍💪🎬
- New play on the same ticker? It means the old play is outdated like a flip phone. 📞🚫 Stick to the new one!
- Can’t find the crayons? 🖍️🔍 Click the links above, my friend!
- Back-tested? You bet! Results show a Sharpe Ratio of 1.76 and a 63% win rate (±7%). 📈🏆
- Historical performance? Realized Sharpe Ratio of 1.85 and a 68% win rate. There’s a 95% chance the expected win rate will be between 63% and 75% (as of 2023-03-31). 📊🌟
Now, suit up, pick your plays, and let’s get that gain porn! 🚀📈💰