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Wrinkle Brain Plays
Plays for Execution on April 12, 2023. In the style of Gordon Ramsay.
Tickers of Interest - TL;DR
Gamma Max Cross
- MARA 05/19 10P for $1.55 or less
- STNE 05/19 10P for $0.50 or less
- UCO 05/19 29P for $1.65 or less
- ARLP 05/19 20P for $0.85 or less
- AAP 05/19 120P for $3.90 or less
Delta Neutral Cross
- BILI 05/19 22C for $1.80 or less
- HAL 05/19 34C for $1.55 or less
- KMX 05/19 70P for $2.45 or less
- ABT 05/19 100P for $1.50 or less
- CSX 05/19 30P for $0.80 or less
Trading Thesis - Why These Crayons Are Tastier Than a Michelin Star Meal 🌟🖍️
If you think technical analysis and indicator-based trading are as dull as dishwater, you’re in for a treat! We’re using past price performance to predict price levels today, just like how I predict my next insult in Hell’s Kitchen.
Our analysis uses option open interest to whip up a tasty concoction of portfolio-level greeks—Delta and Gamma. Once we’ve got those, we can simulate how they change at different price points. Then we find the sweet spot where portfolio-level gamma is sky-high and delta is close to zilch. 🎯
For some tickers, the underlying price reacts like a soufflé on a trampoline off delta neutral, gamma max, or both. We’re using these reactions to drive trading signals that’ll make you richer than a chocolate lava cake. 🍫
Our plays and target entry prices are calculated using a binomial option pricing model, reflecting the expected size and duration of reactions from gamma max or delta neutral. Most of these plays are more profitable than a restaurant during Restaurant Week. The best ones benefit from both the directional move and the increase in IV.
Notes - Tips to Make You Smarter Than a Kitchen Sponge 🧽
- If the price has moved past the entry price, be careful! Something’s changed since these plays were generated, and it might not be as tasty as it was before.
- Sell half your position on a double, and freeroll the rest like a master sushi chef. 🍣
- I risk up to 1% of my total capital on trades. If I’m feeling less confident, I’ll only risk 0.5% or 0.25% and dollar cost average in.
- Trades were calculated before market open, so they’re based on yesterday’s info. Keep that in mind if you’re entering late, as new price movement may spoil the original thesis.
FAQ - Questions You’ve Already Asked, You Donkey! 🐴
- These plays are mostly puts. Are you a gay bear? 🌈🐻
- No. The companies just had a run-up that makes them look overextended, like a soufflé that’s about to collapse. These trades are mean-reverting toward or away from important price levels.
- Are you entering all these plays?
- No. There’s been a shortage of plays in the WSB morning talks, so I’m sharing more plays with a probable edge to help you apes get that gain porn. Pick your favorites, and let the gains flow! 🦍💰
- You mentioned a new play on the same ticker in the past. What does that mean?
- The new play replaces the old one. The old play is now as useless as a dull knife. Don’t chase the price—remember, a new day’s worth of data has been produced.
- Where are the crayons? I only see words. 🖍️
- Click the links above, you muppet!
- Have you back-tested this?
- Yes. Results show a moderate Sharpe Ratio (1.76), with an expected win rate of 63% of trades (7% margin of error) – not too shabby!
- What is the historical performance?
- The realized Sharpe Ratio is 1.85 with a 68% win rate. Based on the trade performance so far, there’s a 95% chance the expected win rate will be between 63% and 75%. (Stats as of 2023-03-31) Now go make some money, you donut! 🍩